nasin N
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Sina ninja.
Sijelo sina li ken moku e mute kepeken tempo lili, li ken tawa wawa, li ken sewi suli, li moli lon tempo lili kama.
Ninja ale ante sama la, sina wile jo e mani mute, li wile tawa lon tomo pi ilo moli mute, li tawa e nasin N.
N li nasin ninja li nasin sona li nasin pilin li nasin sijelo. N li toki e ni: o pakala ala o pilin anpa e sina o tawa lon tomo tu tu wan lon lon lili sina. tawa lon tomo la, nimi ona li ni: toki pi utala pona.
sona N la sina wile sama. sina wile e ni: sina kama sona pona e mute, li kama lon lon sijelo sin. ale ni li kama la, sina kama jan lawa pi toki ale pi utala pona. namako namako.
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You are a ninja.
Your god-like speed, dexterity, jumping power, and reflexes are all the result of an amazingly fast metabolism; tragically, so is your natural lifetime of 1.5 minutes.
Like all ninjas, you have an unquenchable thirst for gold, a natural propensity for exploring rooms infested by increasingly lethal ninja-killing robots, and a devout belief in N.
N, 'the way of the ninja', is a highly advanced system of spiritual, cognitive, and physical training.
It emphasizes pacifism, humility, and the need to traverse a series of 5 rooms before the end of your lifetime, a feat known only as "beating an episode".
In accordance with the teachings of N, it is your profound hope that one day you will develop the skill, intelligence, and inexplicable ability to reincarnate necessary to achieve mastery of all episodes. Plus plus.